@fronk2000: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Jon Lajoie - "Merry Christmas Exclamation Point"

You're the dude from high school that I see at the gym

Or the friend of a friend or a second cousin

You're a co-worker I sometimes each lunch with

You're one of my many acquaintances

You know Christmas is about spending time with friends and family

But just because you’re not in one of those two categories

Doesn’t mean that I won’t still do something special for you

Cause Christmas is about giving so here’s what I’ll do.

I’m gonna send you a Christmas text (Christmas text) (Christmas text)

I’m gonna type Merry Christmas Exclamation Point and then press send.

Maybe I’ll just copy and paste it (From a previous text)

Well it’s only two words I’d might as well just type it (It’s complicated)

If you’re thinking about calling me to thank me oh please don’t (That’s not how this works)

Texting is as far as this relationship goes (And keep your in box brief).

I have way more important people in my life, you're not even in the top 50

It’s not that I don’t care about you – yeah, I don’t really care about you

But it doesn’t mean that I won’t still do something special for you.

Cause Christmas is about giving so here’s what I’ll do...

I’m gonna send you a Christmas text (Christmas text) (Christmas text)

I’m gonna send you a Christmas text (Christmas text)

I’m gonna type Merry Christmas Exclamation Point and then press send.

I don’t care enough to call

But I don’t not care enough to do nothing.

I don’t care enough to call

But I don’t not care enough to do nothing.

So I’m gonna type Merry Christmas Exclamation Point and then press send.

Merry Christmas Exclamation Point and then press send.

And to all of my non-Christian friends, I will text you...

Hey, dude, what’s going on?

We should totes hang next week.

Jonathan Lajoie aka Taco's Official Website http://www.jonlajoie.com/

@fronk2000