SOMETHING MY MOM SENT ME...

A CONVO WITH GOD

by Anonymous

Me: God, can I ask you a question?

God: Sure.

Me: Promise you won't get mad?

God: I promise.

Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do you mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late...

God: Yes.

Me: My car took forever to start...

God: Ok.

Me: At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait...

God: Hmmm...

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call!

God: All right.

Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~ I just wanted to watch my new TV and relax, but it wouldn't work! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?

God: Let me see... the Death Angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of my angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that...

Me (humbled): OH.

GOD: I didn't let your car start, because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me (ashamed): Oh...

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick, and I didn't want you to catch what they have... I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

Me (embarrassed): Yeah, that's true. I'm...

God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call. I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly): I see...

God: Oh and that TV... It had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I'm Sorry, God.

God: Don't be sorry... just learn to trust me. In all things, the good and the bad.

Me: I will trust You.

God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.

Me: I won't, God. And let me just tell you, God... Thank you for everything today.

God: You're welcome, child. It was just another day being your God, and I love looking after my children...